i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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