living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Randomize
