Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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