I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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