I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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