Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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