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I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
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connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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