Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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