it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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