Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
you would pick up someone in the library
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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