We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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