im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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