He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Small penises have feelings too.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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