I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
send nudes
from the living room?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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