last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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