Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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