hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize