i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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