Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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