Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
