Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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