you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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