u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Just pee around me
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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