they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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