Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Randomize