hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
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That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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