life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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