Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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