ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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