i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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