chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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