I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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