I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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