These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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