too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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