So drunk, too bad you don't want this
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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