Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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