I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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