just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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