were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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