just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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