This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
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so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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