Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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