Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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