Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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