why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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