honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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