Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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