Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
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Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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