Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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