I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
It's blow job season.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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