No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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