I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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