Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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