I can text with my tongue
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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