He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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