Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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